Dear Ex

I've only ever had 5 ex anythings. 2 ex boys, and 3 ex crushes/ almost boyfriends. and one of the ex boys was a fiancee` at one point.

I can honestly say that I am glad that they are all ex's.
But, I'll write to the one that broke me

Dear Douche bag, Seriously?! I waited for you to get out of Iraq and you break up with me over facebook the Monday morning of finals week?! And if that's not bad enough, you got married 2 months later. I was crushed. You had 3 years of my life, and we had all these dreams, and you threw them away.

But honestly, I'm so glad you did. I mean, it hurt, but through it I was able to relate and talk to so many girls about boyfriend issues. Through it, I was able to see what kind of guy I deserve. Through it, I became closer to God. And, because of it, I don't live in podunk South Dakota popping out your kids and having to put up with your crap for the rest of my life.
Thank you for showing me that I worth so much more than what you ever gave me. And for showing me that the guy you are is not even 1/4 what I deserve.
Sincerely, Whit